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HARDISON; Okay. Guys, boys, boys, come on. Gather round. Now, boys, that was the call. The call we were waiting for. Now, look, they have a list of demands. First off, they want 12 large pizzas; one cheese, one Hawaiian, extra pineapple, two pepperoni black olives, two meat lovers…Seriously? Nobody’s writing this down? Seriously? One triple shot half-cat vanilla latte, tall. Three of the lastest copies of the Hall and Oates CD-COP; Oh, yeah.HARDISON; I know, right? Exciting stuff, I didn’t know they were coming out with a new one either! We’re gonna need some steaks. Steaks and a grill. They’re trying to tailgate, okay? They need your overalls, I don’t know why. They need some Kibbles ‘n Bits. We need an Etch A Sketch. Somebody in there likes to squiggle, okay? Possibly we need some stuffed bears. Are we good? Let’s go people, everybody. I need you guys moving. Everybody get out, go. [to the previous cop] You stay, we need to talk about Hall and Oates.
Leverage; 1.05 - The Bank Shot Job](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3miognZtm1qzmd32o1_250.gif)
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![You’re a son-of-a-bitch, You know that? She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny? “You can’t conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God,” says Graham Greene. I don’t know whose ass he was kissing there ‘cause I think You’re just vindictive.
What was Josh Lyman? A warning shot? That was my son. What did I ever do to Yours except praise His glory and praise His name? There’s a tropical storm that’s gaining speed and power. They say we haven’t had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do You know what a tender ship does? Fixes the other ships. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. Gratias Tibi ago, domine.
Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased You, You feckless thug? Three point eight million new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised three children… that’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!
- President Josiah ‘Jed’ Bartlet, The West Wing 2x22 - Two Cathedrals [x]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m381qkOIuk1qjhgdqo1_250.jpg)
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